We shall say ‘Ni’ again to you if you do not appease us.

We found them. Be quiet! Now, look here, my good man. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Why? Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! Well, we did do the nose. Well, Mercia’s a temperate zone! You don’t vote for kings.

And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one.

Well, I didn’t vote for you. And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. Burn her anyway! How do you know she is a witch? Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!

1. You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!
2. Why?
3. Well, we did do the nose.

You don’t vote for kings.

But you are dressed as one… How do you know she is a witch? Well, I got better. Shut up! Will you shut up?!

• I dunno. Must be a king.
• Well, I got better.
• Why?

And the hat. She’s a witch! Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. He hasn’t got shit all over him.

And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one. Shut up! Will you shut up?! Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Well, how’d you become king, then? But you are dressed as one… You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

Be quiet! I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!

Why? I have to push the pram a lot. Be quiet! Did you dress her up like this? A newt? And this isn’t my nose. This is a false one.

He hasn’t got shit all over him. Well, she turned me into a newt. You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!

Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut’s tropical! Well, I got better. You don’t frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits!

Where’d you get the coconuts? Why do you think that she is a witch? The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.

Look, my liege! Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.

Bloody Peasant! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed! …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Well, I didn’t vote for you. Burn her! Well, she turned me into a newt.

Well, how’d you become king, then? We found them. What do you mean? Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.